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Posted on 14th Jun at 11:41 PM, with 155,774 notes

forensic-dragons:

narfnin:

awesomephilia:

Whiteboards are remarkable.

I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID

I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards

Posted on 14th Jun at 11:38 PM, with 9,919 notes

diary-of-a-switch:

Oh my gawd! the Batman one and the Harley one! ♥

Posted on 14th Jun at 11:37 PM, with 264,569 notes

katara:

coyotestuck:

eriizabeto:

anniedraws:

livethefaggotry:

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You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

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what

NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT 

Posted on 14th Jun at 5:20 PM, with 83,467 notes

bedussey:

breakinq:

im lonely :( looking for a tumblr gf ♡ any takers?

WTF IS THAT CAPTION

Posted on 14th Jun at 5:16 PM, with 108,558 notes

raptorific:

I’M SO ANGRY

SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”

AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”

WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”

AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”

BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK

Posted on 14th Jun at 3:31 PM, with 7,033 notes
nbchannibal:

adulthoodisokay:



Petition to get the “Will Graham Slam” on the menu at Denny’s

nbchannibal:

adulthoodisokay:

Petition to get the “Will Graham Slam” on the menu at Denny’s

Posted on 14th Jun at 1:29 PM, with 71,259 notes

supjono:

when people unfollow you and you’re left wondering which post was the final straw

Posted on 14th Jun at 12:31 PM, with 2,645 notes
"In retrospect, we regret the things we didn’t do more than the things we did."
— Empire Records (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
Posted on 14th Jun at 12:21 PM
Laura: I don't think anything will make that boy happy. Like what if we locked him in a whore house with a bunch of drugs?
Me: He would be awkwardly sitting in the corner saying 'anybody want to know about sports facts? say a year. any year.'
Laura: ...Do you think he's gay? He's never had a girlfriend.
Me: I think he's asexual. Complete and total sexual disinterest.
Laura: But he's disinterested about everything.
Me: Some people are just boring.
Laura: OH MY GOD IT'S SUNNY OUT! *Runs out of the diner without paying*
Posted on 14th Jun at 12:18 PM
Laura: So Michelle is having a fit. She comes home and finds Ben on the laptop, Googling, on his cellphone.
Me: He's been out of school for like two weeks.
Laura: She wants him to either start applying to get into graduate school or out looking for a job.
Me: It's been TWO weeks. He needs a break.
Laura: She really hates cooking.
Me: So have her tell him to cook for himself.
Laura: What would you have done if I said that to you? OH I KNOW. ONLY DRINK SODA! SODA AND POPTARTS!
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